The “I Haven’t Slept in Days” Newborn Planner

Because your memory is shot and your phone is covered in something sticky, this physical planner is your new best friend. Track every feed, diaper, and precious moment without scrolling through 47 apps or trying to remember what day it is.

The Newborn Planner includes everything sleep-deprived parents need:

• Daily tracking logs for feedings, diapers, and sleep (because time is now a concept you vaguely remember)
• Dedicated feeding and pumping trackers (for when you become a human dairy farm)
• Growth charts that don’t make you feel judged
• Medication trackers that are actually simple to use
• Introduction to solids pages (for when baby decides your food looks better than theirs)
• Plenty of notes pages for those “is this normal?!” moments

Perfect for control-freak parents, anxious first-timers, or anyone who’s tired of relatives asking “is the baby sleeping through the night yet?” (No, Karen, they’re not. Thanks for asking.)

Short Description (For Product Cards)

Track every spit-up, diaper explosion, and midnight feeding without losing your mind. This all-in-one Newborn Planner keeps your baby’s info organized when your brain can’t remember if you brushed your teeth today.

Features & Benefits Section

Why You Need This Planner (Besides the Obvious Sleep Deprivation)

✓ TRACKING MADE SIMPLE: Because nobody has time to open 7 different apps with a baby in their arms

✓ ALL-IN-ONE SYSTEM: Feeding, sleeping, diapers, growth, and health tracking in one gorgeous place

✓ DOCTOR VISIT HERO: Show up to appointments with actual data instead of saying “umm, I think they pooped yesterday?”

✓ CAREGIVER FRIENDLY: Hand the baby off to grandma, the nanny, or your clueless partner with clear instructions anyone can follow

✓ KEEPSAKE WORTHY: Unlike digital trackers that disappear into the cloud, this planner becomes a beautiful memory of your baby’s earliest days